f1zd je napisao/la: 24.03.2018., 08:57 Hehehe[ link do slike ]

'It’s day one of a new season, the cars have fired up in anger for the first time and that means only one thing – obfuscation, clarification and investigation. Here are a handful of the most common phrases you’re likely to hear this evening and their real meanings.

1. ‘The car is at a very early stage of development’ = ‘We have built a terrible, terrible car and have no idea how to fix it’.

2. ‘We suffered a small technical issue that temporarily interrupted running’ = Fire! Fire! Fire! Run for cover.

3. ‘The problems we had didn’t affect our weekend preparations’ = It really isn’t going to get any better than this.

4. ‘Friday times aren’t representative’ = Friday times are totally representative and we will be eliminated in Q1 all season.

5. ‘Rookie Driver X’s feedback was excellent’ = Oh God, this one is not only slow, he’s stupid as well. It’s a good job he’s rich.

6. ‘It takes time to build a new relationship’ = We cannot bolt the gearbox to the engine.

7. ‘Obviously there is always room for improvement’ = There is no way of improving this.

8. ‘We are still trying to understand the tyres’ = We don’t understand the tyres and we probably never will.

9. ‘It’s incredibly tight in the midfield’ = We are going to finish 9th this season.

10. ‘The Albert Park Circuit is not representative’ = It’s going to be even worse when we get to Barcelona.'

zekohonda je napisao/la: 01.04.2018., 11:24 https://www.grandprix247.com/2018/04/01 ... formula-1/

zekohonda je napisao/la: 01.04.2018., 11:24 https://www.grandprix247.com/2018/04/01 ... formula-1/